We are SO back
Can we have a little commotion for the girls?
Feb 23, 8pm
The Bill Murray; Tickets here
Like butterflies from a freezing cold depresso chrysalis…we emerge!
Just when you think January can’t get ANY worse, you find yourself staring at your GCal in stupefied horror…it can’t be…it was the only thing keeping you going….but there it is, clear as day - an empty weekday evening where Material Girls should be.
Your phone clatters to the floor and you grab onto the table to stop yourself going with it. What are you supposed to do now, stay home and watch Heated Rivalry on your laptop like every other sad sack in this town? A jagged sob escapes your lips. Where’s the humanity!
Luckily your flatmate grabs the smelling salts and guides you to the fainting couch where you eat seven or eight bags of Torres Iberian Ham Potato Crisps and start to feel a bit better.
She strokes your hair and gently tells you that even the Material Girls girls, 24 hour party people though they may be, can’t always be serving. They deserve rest too. They’re coming back in February - they promised, and they would never, ever lie to us. You breathe a sigh of relief and make a mental note to stop pouring her shampoo down the toilet. She isn’t so bad really.
If what I’ve just described sounds chillingly familiar then please do not fret, Material Girls will be BACK on the 23rd of February for our first show of 2026. See, we told you we’d come back!
2025 was such a special year for Material Girls and we’re so excited for what this next one has in store for us. We have never been so dedicated to our collective slay so expect even more sold out shows, out-of-this-world gorgina line ups and ha ha hee ha-ing at the Bill Murray with your favourite girlies about town.
Material Girls January Reccies
Having an Amish hobby like printing out pictures of your favourite memes and glueing them into a scrapbook. Nature is healing!
Getting a membership for your local library and calling it ‘the club’.
Bringing a colouring book to the pub when you meet your friend’s new BF (just in case he gets antsy).
Only referring to people who use ChatGPT as ‘clanker lovers’.
Not adding pasta water to your sauce just to spite those chumps at Mob Kitchen.
Next shows
The next Material Girls will be on Monday Feb 23. Line up announcement is coming sooooo soon diva, just hold on for a tiny bit longer you’re doing so good!
If you’re type A and/or the mum of your friendship group and want to be organised ahead of time, we also have tickets already available for our later shows on Tue 31 Mar and Tue 28 Apr.
Love you mean it xoxo
🫦 can't waitt